I still have a great big cellarfilled with filing cabinets full of facts, but I don't have the energy to climb up and down the stairs tonight. Plus there's monsters down there.
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100% kitten better than ever,
Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:32,
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aah no, y'see that's yeraverage child imagination. The real monsters are under yer bed.
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witchy is covered in BEES,
Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:39,
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Is thata fact? If it is then you might be still delivering fact in defiance of your assertion that tonight no facts will be delivered. <'Today' programme voice>What do you say, Minister?</voice>
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Uncle Joe,
Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:40,
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I did not say that I would not deliver factjust not 100% of fact. About 93%, I'd say.
( 100% kitten better than ever,
Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:43,
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If you can raise that to 95%You'll have enough to please most social scientists
( naughty_boy,
Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:46,
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depends on whether you use the one tailed or the two tailed doesn't it?100% kitten is significantly more factual than ummmmm...
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100% kitten better than ever,
Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:52,
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I want you to know,I've spent the last half hour trying to illustrate that. ouch
Have a squirrel sniffing a nut instead. He has a tail, see?
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naughty_boy,
Sat 16 Nov 2002, 0:41,
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bless youI've been to bed and back, but I still came back to check for secret messages
( 100% kitten better than ever,
Sat 16 Nov 2002, 13:20,
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