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# I can confirm that the tube is closed...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# awwwh and i just popped too =(
WAIT! Now I can sue!

"Dear Mr Man With Comical Moustache

I am writing to inform that I am sueing your arse for your incorrect statement that once one pops, one cannot in fact stop. This is actually wrong as I have found a large padlock suddenly upon the tube and cannot currently access the crisp-like food within. Thus this is a fine example of false advertising.
I wish to sue you for unlockable tube of Sour Cream Cheese and Chive, if you do not comply my lawyers will here about this.

Yours,

MC Quirkafleeg"
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
# i think you should email that to the pringles people anyway
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)
# i won wheat crunchies
when i moaned at golden wonder for selling me a pack of said snack with no flavouring on

unsurprisingly "vegetable oil flavour" Wheat Crunchies never took off.

I dont want sour cream pringles anyway, they taste like hamster feet
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# do they still do the pizza flavour ones?
utterly rancid.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# heh
actualy im going to stay off b3ta tonight, im realy not in the mood for 'dead people bashing' tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
# *piss poor joke*

*pithy remark*


Edit: This, also, was a joke. Retracted out of respect
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
# *manly hug*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# *sly arse pinch*
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# easy tiger...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# You love it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)