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[challenge entry] its true

...well, parents tell you the opposite, but they believe this really

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
# im still waiting to get this impotence thing to kick in
might stop me gettin in so much trouble then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
# with my luck i'll get it just as the wife decides that she's in her prime and wants it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)
# bloody women!
want some chips?
nah its ok
well get your fookin mitts of mine!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)
# its built into them.......
"No.. i dont want any chips/food/sweets"

but the very SECOND you appear with some, THEN they want them.....

buggery buggery....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)
# That's Pete Doherty..
... AICMFP
(stealthbanana, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)