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[challenge entry] To reverse it. What if kids told the truth after all
Mother: Eat your greens.
Child: But I'm full.
Mother: Then you have no room for pudding.


From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(Bendigeidfran, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 4:18, archived)
# Arf!
Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 4:22, archived)
# haha
woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 4:22, archived)
# but that IS what my insides are like
my mom didn't believe me either!

and where exactly are we pudding sphincters at?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 4:32, archived)
# Puding sphincter is similar to the pyloric sphincter
of course! But it only allows pudding through, not things like sprouts. It was a key evolutionary development.
(Bendigeidfran, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 4:58, archived)
# reminds me of the timeless quote from Sealab 2021:
Skip: When is there ever a bad time for pudding?
Quinn: ...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 5:01, archived)
# too true
I made some blackcurrant muffins today. With blackcurrants from the garden. I already had 2 and will have one for breakfast tomorrow.
Good ol fashion Simple carbohydrates rule!
(Bendigeidfran, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 5:10, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 4:50, archived)
# I tested that hypothesis last night
Utterly stuffed... but still had room for pudding. (Apple pie and ice cream... and some choccy biccies)
(I helped save b3ta! Queen of Cheesecake, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Excellent
These modern doctors are charlatans.
(Bendigeidfran, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 2:48, archived)