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# She really
is a huge whale of a disgusting beast. How anyone who has left the realms of puberty can think that this gargantuan beast is remotely sexy is beyond me. She should be clad in Burberry.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)
# well, I would have done her before I'd seen her on the telly
But then, if I was airbrushed to hunkdom in girly equivalent of FHM, then sh'd probably say the same about me.

Until she saw me on't telly in the swimming pool...
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)