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[challenge entry] Mrs T warns her errant daughter...


Ok - i might have got the compo title a bit arse about titmuss, but you get the idea.

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(big-ol - The Hammer-mator, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)
# tittmuss' arse
nicely done =)
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)
# not that nice an arse
Since she left the realms of airbrushed lads mags, and was on't telly on Celebrity Dull Island, she seems to have added 2 stone in weight.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)
# She really
is a huge whale of a disgusting beast. How anyone who has left the realms of puberty can think that this gargantuan beast is remotely sexy is beyond me. She should be clad in Burberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)
# well, I would have done her before I'd seen her on the telly
But then, if I was airbrushed to hunkdom in girly equivalent of FHM, then sh'd probably say the same about me.

Until she saw me on't telly in the swimming pool...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
# i really must find out
what all the fuss is about this woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)
# I think the fuss is
"She does" and everyone knows it.

Mucky bird.
(big-ol - The Hammer-mator, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)
# she does
my god! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)
# from what I can gather
she did sex.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)
# Oh my lord!
she did something that billions of other people have done
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)
# had a dream i shagged her in the arse
and i don't even like her. my first anal too, and it was a fucking dream *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)
# hahahaa
well my first anal just left me sore! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)
# *shudder*
sick dude
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)
# mwahahahaahaha
:o) actually it was her fault
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)
# it's just as much your fault
for not checking she lubed the strapon.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)
# well i was hog tied
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)
# i'd punch her in the tits if she tryed anything like that!
fucking nasty man!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)
# hehehehe
but seriously - she got on top of me! so i was a victim okay so the nagging for months might have been my fault
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Up the bum
no harm done!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)
# you know what...
... it's the sweetcorn under the foreskin that I don't like...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)