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[challenge entry] If you bite your fingernails, they grow into a HAND inside your TUMMY and BURST OUT and KILL you!


Don't pick your nose or your LEG will FALL OFF!
Don't swear or BUTTERFLIES will steal your HAIR!

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Eek!

*hides*

Bring back Mort!
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)
# How may I help you, my friend?
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
ninja editing makes message less angry!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)
# I'm slowly re-fluffing . . .

I just want to know what I can do to make his life better . . .
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)
# eek,
i was never informed! nevvveeer inforrrmeeed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)
# yay
like IDLE HANDS ... top movie!
Top warning pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)