How's your finger today? You can now be in one of those ads. 'I hurt my finger at work and I got £10. You could too.'
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Tue 6 Nov 2001, 7:41,
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normally let you take such small claims. Maybe we could set up a special "small incident" ambulance chaser firm. "I stubbed my toe at work and got 50p", "I slightly hurt my nose while looking through my window and got £3.25", "I strained my middle finger on my right hand and was out of work for 50 minutes. I got £9.87 and a lion bar."
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Tue 6 Nov 2001, 8:19,
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