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[challenge entry] arrr, mateys sorry about the size
'I say, Major Jenkins. Let's slip this pretty young thing while her old boy is out dying for our country, wot!'

arrr, for ye 56k

Arrr, sorry me hearties.

From the 1950s Government Warnings challenge. See all 378 entries (closed)

(Paranoid, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:12, archived)
# WARNING!!!!
Peanut smuggling is rife amongst women.
MEN: Keep hold of your nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:16, archived)
# it's massive
and it doesn't cache.
Can you please make it a link for the poor souls on dialup.
Edit: Cheers mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:17, archived)
# Fook!
Thats huge.. Thank god I'm not at home on 56k
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:19, archived)
# It won't load
on mine, and I have broadband!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:21, archived)
# oooh nostalgia
making my broadband run like a 56k !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:21, archived)
# it better be funny
its making my 1 meg broadband system crawl...read the FAQ and reduce size please!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:24, archived)
# eh?
But it's as low as I can get it... 56k.. it can't be that slow?
(Paranoid, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:30, archived)
# it'll probably be...
the strike 9 server where you posted it - but you could also reduce the width of the image to about 300 pixels wide...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:36, archived)
# woargh and sploon
Nope, it's going down speedy now. Must have been some kind of rip in the space time fabric. Cheers then
(Paranoid, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 18:39, archived)