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# BOOZE SCROUNGE: THE RESULTS
In the end I used southern comfort (about 2 shots ish) + smirnoff blue vodka (2 shots at 45% what was I thinking) + archers (does that even have alcohol in it?) + S.S.F.G.P



It tastes nice - in a calpol kind of way

edit: there was no room left for lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:01, archived)
# It may taste nice but I bet it gives you bowel cancer
enjoy
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:03, archived)
# I do not doubt that
at all
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:03, archived)
# As long as you bottle it and call it 'THE INFERNO'
it won't make any difference to the cancer, but at least you'll earn enough to afford a decent treatment
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:05, archived)
# call it the Flaming Homer!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:06, archived)
# fuck the treatment
I want sky+ in my hospital room!

/not the best with money
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:07, archived)
# here swaza... listen to these.. you`ll love them ;)
snipurl.com/gpbh
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:09, archived)
# i'll stick to prokofiev thanks
*lies*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:13, archived)
# PFFT!
ooh hark at her!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:15, archived)
# I've not heard from my mate yet but he MUST have noticed what I did by now
hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:17, archived)
# hahaha I didn`t get a change to sabotage the missus`s iPod :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:18, archived)
# it is soooo funny when you have done it
you will find yourself randomly chuckling just att the thought of it. You have to make sure that the filenames are exactly the same
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:23, archived)
# you
mentalist!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:30, archived)
# hurrah for imminent liver failure!
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:03, archived)
# *glugs gin*
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:08, archived)
# IRN BRU!
that looks quite.. palapapaalable.. nice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:04, archived)
# I believe the word you were looking for is palpable
No? Oh well never mind then...
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:08, archived)
# that`s the badger!
/has never drinken/drunken from a badger.. just to make that clear
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:10, archived)
# potable?
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:18, archived)
# that would taste great...
...poured over a bowl of rotten cottage cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:04, archived)
# I was going to put some baileys in the top
to do the whole mokey brain thing, but then I got a wiff of it and decided not to
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:06, archived)
# when i was a bartender...
...i had to come up with a shooter and a name for it. i floated a bit of black sambucca in a shot of silver tequila and called it 'stillborn'.

it was surprisingly popular.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:10, archived)
# the best is the blowjob
1st you have to as k for it
2nd it goes all over your face when you drink it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:13, archived)
# multiple screaming orgasm
please
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:15, archived)
# it is bad when there is a stupidly fantasticly good looking bar girl
and you ask for 4 blowjobs, because she knows what you are really thinking, and you know that she knows...
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:18, archived)
# "he wants to get shitfaced"
"but I fancy you, sexy girl"
"he`s a piss head"
"I could be sober just for you"
"your breath`ll stink tomorrow"

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:20, archived)
# the truth hurts
but I'm used to it by now
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:21, archived)
# not just girls
it works both ways

/is hopeless
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:24, archived)
# I know what you mean
I'm not gay or owt

/mark + lard
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:26, archived)
# heh.
i worked in a queer fetish bar, so asking for blowjobs and orgasms just makes the staff ask you if you wanted drinks or their phone numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:24, archived)
# hahahaha
I had a 100% homophobic mate who got a job ticketing for Mr Gay UK. He basically stood in gay clubs in shorts and vest telling people "fuck off you fruit" or "don't touch me me you sick bastard" etc etc. Anyway, the gay guys loved him and he made lots of money.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:31, archived)
# nice work if you can get it.
we had a few straight doormen/barbacks. one of them was narcoleptic and would get 'decorated' like those cats we see here and elsewhere with all the pens and bottles and crap stacked on them while they sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)
# pfft calpol
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:05, archived)
# hahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:06, archived)
# mmmm calpol, a good excuse to be 6 years old that is
just you remember to cut up the plasticky thingy so that the duckies don't get their fingers caught in it. nice swanky bread bin too i must say!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:07, archived)
# already done
anything that looks like it could hurt an animal in my ribbish gets chopped to fuck.

jesus - this stuff i s kicking in fast
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:09, archived)
# ^ this
I heard it was hedgehogs

.. and dolphins

mm.. wonder how many dolphins hang around Watford Gap?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:11, archived)
# loads mate
but they are not british, and have no ID, so it is usually after nightfall

/is very very very pissed right now - not looking good
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:13, archived)
# YAY!
got work tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:16, archived)
# work?
what's that? I'm just finishing the thesis and waiting on a salary offer to be Technical Manager of a company. I know.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:19, archived)
# holy shit
I`m never speaking to you again

/qualified and worth jack shit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:21, archived)
# hey
if this thing works out, you can come and work for me - it'll be a hoot - the rest of em are chinese and don't socialise
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:27, archived)
# rocket fuel
3 port; 2 vodka; redbull and sprite in pint glass. X 5

=what did we do last night??
(MadPhish | Not a clue, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:20, archived)
# *makes note*
I am so pissed at the moment I can't read my own writing, but I will glassco.cx it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:28, archived)