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# the best is the blowjob
1st you have to as k for it
2nd it goes all over your face when you drink it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:13, archived)
# multiple screaming orgasm
please
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:15, archived)
# it is bad when there is a stupidly fantasticly good looking bar girl
and you ask for 4 blowjobs, because she knows what you are really thinking, and you know that she knows...
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:18, archived)
# "he wants to get shitfaced"
"but I fancy you, sexy girl"
"he`s a piss head"
"I could be sober just for you"
"your breath`ll stink tomorrow"

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:20, archived)
# the truth hurts
but I'm used to it by now
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:21, archived)
# not just girls
it works both ways

/is hopeless
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:24, archived)
# I know what you mean
I'm not gay or owt

/mark + lard
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:26, archived)
# heh.
i worked in a queer fetish bar, so asking for blowjobs and orgasms just makes the staff ask you if you wanted drinks or their phone numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:24, archived)
# hahahaha
I had a 100% homophobic mate who got a job ticketing for Mr Gay UK. He basically stood in gay clubs in shorts and vest telling people "fuck off you fruit" or "don't touch me me you sick bastard" etc etc. Anyway, the gay guys loved him and he made lots of money.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:31, archived)
# nice work if you can get it.
we had a few straight doormen/barbacks. one of them was narcoleptic and would get 'decorated' like those cats we see here and elsewhere with all the pens and bottles and crap stacked on them while they sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)