Oh, plugging in
having spent a day on the phone getting my line connected I had a hearty snigger at that today:
Mujibar was trying to get into the UK legally through Immigration.
The Officer said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the UK.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The officer said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister Officer, I am ready'
The Officer said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, green, green...and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.''
Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at a BT helpdesk.
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Mujibar was trying to get into the UK legally through Immigration.
The Officer said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the UK.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The officer said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister Officer, I am ready'
The Officer said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, green, green...and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.''
Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at a BT helpdesk.