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# Purple Bobbit Time

i started drawing a fish but it got out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:05, archived)
# Dear God, no.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:07, archived)
# Poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:07, archived)
# it wants you to kiss it better.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:08, archived)
# For some reason I don't think it'd help
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:08, archived)
# only one way to find out.
better kiss it just to make sure.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:10, archived)
# will it turn into a handsome prince?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:11, archived)
# it'll turn into an ugly prince.
but a prince of any handsomity is good enough to kiss a cock for.
because he will give you richness.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:13, archived)
# does that work
if you kiss your own ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:14, archived)
# Are you a prince?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:17, archived)
# Does Prince practice autofellatio?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:18, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:19, archived)
# Yay!
There really is joy in repetition!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:20, archived)
# hence the popular expression
"blowing your own horn trumpet"
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:23, archived)
# *toots own horn*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:37, archived)
# -videotapes-
-fwaps-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:51, archived)
# How was that ever going to be a fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:21, archived)
# well, the head started off fishy
but the tail looked so much like bollocks that it didnt finish fish school
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:25, archived)
# It didn't pass cock school by the look of things either...
Lesson one: Don't get cut off.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:26, archived)
# Lesson 3: Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:26, archived)
# pfffffft.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:28, archived)
# in episode 2 ...
it gets sown back on and goes on to do a tour of all the popular tv chat shows
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:28, archived)
# That case always bothered me.
 
They should've stuck it up his arse and laughed, the wife-beating rapist.

...and given her a medal.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:30, archived)
# now theres a threat you don't hear every day
trust you to think up something like that
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:32, archived)
# I don't know about the arse
 
but in the mouth is relatively common.

Just been looking in google for the phrase "penis cut off", combined with various other key words.

O yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 6:33, archived)
# Can someone please tell me
why I decided to do an image search on that?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 6:41, archived)
# Because you're a b3tan.
 
*dances*
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 6:54, archived)