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# they treat you like an escapee from the loony bin
if you ask them if they need a seat
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:21, archived)
# It is true.
My best time ever on a tube, was when a guy asked me what my badges meant
(I have three badges on my bag, a furtive, one with tiny text on, and my 'Tesco Value Melons' badge) cos he was 'into' badges.
We had a long conversation, including me explaining b3ta, and it was a bit sad when I had to get off before him. So to speak.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:23, archived)
# once
a blind guy got on the bus, and as no one was offering a seat. i asked some teen to get up and free the reserved seat...then told the blind guy he could sit down.
he said:" no thanks, because if i stay up i can feel the bus turning right and left and this way i know when i must get down".
°)
i reeally looked like a cunt!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:32, archived)
# did he get down then?
.. like James Brown?

OW! WATCH ME!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:46, archived)
# maybe
at one moment he said: "oh i recognise that bump...here's where i get down"
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:00, archived)