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# Its wednesday morning, I'm hungover and
I thought I would post a picture of a big tortoise.

(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:18, archived)
# and a picture of an orangutan in a jumper
that looks EXACTLY like my boss.

(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:21, archived)
# from an advert...
"...and every office should have a monkey."

Never a truer word spoken.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:25, archived)
# some one (andy?)
should make the orangutan eat the baby eating the man eating the baby
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:42, archived)
# happy to oblige
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:59, archived)
# Pure, unadulterated, utter, UTTER
Genious.

Lordy.

(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 4:51, archived)
# That is the stuff
of dreams.

"Oh my God, it's full of stars"
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 5:02, archived)
# I have to write more about this
it is bloody brilliant. I am laughing. If I was drinking coffee I would spit it all over my computer.

The baby Orangutan is eating the baby, who is eating the man who is eating the baby.

Where do we go next? Surely our work here is done.

Look at it, look at how the orangutan holds all the eaters, the animal is king - and that is the spirit of b3ta.

Genius.

Hold me.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 5:06, archived)
# I bow
in supplication to this mighty work.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 6:06, archived)
# it's duncan's older brother...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:35, archived)