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# Chester Zoo?
Blackpool Zoo?

They may not let you have a sloth if you're not a zoo like them...
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(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)
# I wasn't planning on telling them
It is going to be a quick smash and grab job. If anyone helps me, I will help them steal any* animal of equal size with a view for keeping them as pets/exotic barbecue food

*fast or sharp animals excluded, for obvious reasons
(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:01, archived)
# What
a tempting offer.
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(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# My last
reticulated python still lives in Chester zoo. At 14.6ft he got too heavy to take to the pub so I sent him to gaol
(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)