I wasn't planning on telling them
It is going to be a quick smash and grab job. If anyone helps me, I will help them steal any* animal of equal size with a view for keeping them as pets/exotic barbecue food
*fast or sharp animals excluded, for obvious reasons
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Malaka omdz,
Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:01,
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My last
reticulated python still lives in Chester zoo. At 14.6ft he got too heavy to take to the pub so I sent him to gaol
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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:02,
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