I bet you giggle
when you walk past a fire extinguisher that says 'Strike knob'.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Mon 5 Sep 2005, 1:39,
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that's nothing to the offence I feel
at work, where the emergency door lock opener says "kick black knob towards the door".
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 5 Sep 2005, 1:42,
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