The sculpting of facial hair is the work of the devil.
In the Manley household any man who sculpts his facial hair or wears cologne is an outcast.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:32,
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Does shaving count?
That's all I do with my facial hair.
I trim it with scissors occasionally.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:34,
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Shaving is fine
As long as it is all or nothing - no poncing around with goatees outside of talk like a pirate season.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:53,
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