Cheers
It's old, but with puns like these it won't stay in the cupboard.

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collapsibletank procreates,
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:44,
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I aim to please,
plus I've just watched the A Team on UK Gold and felt compelled to shop.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!,
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:46,
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