hurrah its joke timean old lady goes to the doctor, and she says, Doctor, I've got a terrible problem with wind. They don't smell, and you can't hear them, but would you believe, I've broken wind 20 times since I came in.
The doctor gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a fortnight.
She says, Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but it's just made it worse, now my flatulence is smelly.
Good says the doctor. Now we've fixed your sinuses, and we've just got to work on your hearing.
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Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:21,
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The doctor gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a fortnight.
She says, Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but it's just made it worse, now my flatulence is smelly.
Good says the doctor. Now we've fixed your sinuses, and we've just got to work on your hearing.
Two elephants were sitting in a bathtub.One asks the other for the soap.
The other says "no soap. radio."
(The other says "no soap. radio."
abandonnship,
Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:30,
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
(He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:32,
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