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# bad joke....


ill get me coat.......
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)
# Chortlesome...
most chortlesome.
(Dr Frank, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Noooo
Fish puns, the worst of all the puns
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)
# I very much
trout that.
It'll be dace before we hear another and then salmon will come along and carp on again.

We'll be herring fish jokes for a long time to come.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:31, archived)
# well
that's skilleted that thread
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:36, archived)
# teh punnage!
it burns! it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:21, archived)
# hurrah its joke time
an old lady goes to the doctor, and she says, Doctor, I've got a terrible problem with wind. They don't smell, and you can't hear them, but would you believe, I've broken wind 20 times since I came in.

The doctor gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a fortnight.

She says, Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but it's just made it worse, now my flatulence is smelly.

Good says the doctor. Now we've fixed your sinuses, and we've just got to work on your hearing.
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:21, archived)
# Hmmmmmm,
www.b3ta.com/board/5170475
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)
# Two elephants were sitting in a bathtub.
One asks the other for the soap.
The other says "no soap. radio."
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:30, archived)
#
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)