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# *phones amnesty international*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# *answers phone*
*is confused*
you dialled wrong number ball bag!
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# 'cos he's gay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# and an
eeeejut
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# is rumbled!!! dagnammit!
*offers up arse*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# .
*turns down arse*
*then fucks it from a more obtuse angle*
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# do you want the original?
You can be my third customer
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# *phones I'm-nasty International*
Hello..... I beg your pardon?! How rude!
*hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19, archived)
# *eats head*
*gets confused*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)