Spare room hereas long as you don't mind walking past Alice [1] on the first landing and sleeping next to Gloria [2] on the top floor. Oh, and the house being a complete bombsite 'cos there's only 2 of us working on a 12 room victorian monster and we've got a (nearly) 6 year old running around :)
[1] 1920's mannekin, complete with painted hair and real shoes
[2] similar to [1] but without the hair 'cos her wig's fallen off. <quick check next door> and her dress has slipped so her baps are out. [3]
[3] I'm not joking [4]
[4] really.
([1] 1920's mannekin, complete with painted hair and real shoes
[2] similar to [1] but without the hair 'cos her wig's fallen off. <quick check next door> and her dress has slipped so her baps are out. [3]
[3] I'm not joking [4]
[4] really.
witchy is covered in BEES,
Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:09,
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so...whereabouts are you, chap? I have no idea[1]. You may have told me before but I dont remember[2]. I would love to come and stay/help out at your Victorian monster house. I used to live in one[3] so Ithankyouverymuch in advance!
[1] I'm pissed
[2] You probably have told me before, but I'm pissed, so I probably don't remember
[3] Bloody ages ago, but I can't remember how long ago, I was, well, a bit tipsy at the time... please yourselves (and that's not an order)
([1] I'm pissed
[2] You probably have told me before, but I'm pissed, so I probably don't remember
[3] Bloody ages ago, but I can't remember how long ago, I was, well, a bit tipsy at the time... please yourselves (and that's not an order)
vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:17,
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