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# I went to a Star Wars themed fancy dress party once.
I didn't dress up.

There was a girl that was entirely blue, from head to foot.

I hit someone with a lightsaber.

He fell in the pond.

The end.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# I would have lit the house and burnt it to the ground
but I'm a cunt
(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)
# The blue girl was quite attractive.
But, still, blue.

Oh. I forgot to mention: Alcohol.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# hehe
all that latex and cloth would go up in a flash.

Ofcourse to be a true fan, you have to get your mum to make the costume
(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
and follow you around so if you have a smear of chocolate cake on your face, she can lick her tissue paper and wipe it off
(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)