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[challenge entry] tada


(finally)

From the Celebrities On The Toilet challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)
# I cocking hate star wars
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# I went to a Star Wars themed fancy dress party once.
I didn't dress up.

There was a girl that was entirely blue, from head to foot.

I hit someone with a lightsaber.

He fell in the pond.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# I would have lit the house and burnt it to the ground
but I'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)
# The blue girl was quite attractive.
But, still, blue.

Oh. I forgot to mention: Alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# hehe
all that latex and cloth would go up in a flash.

Ofcourse to be a true fan, you have to get your mum to make the costume
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
and follow you around so if you have a smear of chocolate cake on your face, she can lick her tissue paper and wipe it off
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# yeh
it's enough to sit around on the internet all day, but to admit to liking Star Wars aswell, well you may aswell just take a vow of celebacy right now and save yourself the trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# I don't spend all my time on the internet
and I'm a loud dislikeable twat, so either way...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# *huggles*
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# alright but my MSN is being 93% bumgay
how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# my msn is only being 82% bumgay
i'm tired, stressed and slightly hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)
# oh dear
*hugs*

my MSN just won't work hence it's 93% of bumgayism
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)
# i restarted 3 times before msn accepted that it was connected to t'internet.
bastard.
EDIT: looks like msn is having a bumgay day! it doesnt matter mind - it's not like anyone's talking to me! :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)
# I think...
...MSN's not having a good sunday, mine kept disconnecting earlier. So, only about 74% bumgay for mine today :S
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Mine works now
it wasn't for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Bigger?
Pleeeease!
(Dooley, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# and there was me
trying to make it smaller for all!
(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# it's under 50k
it's whatever dimensions it wants to be, get off your low slung high horse
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)