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# i
went to the derby/newcastle match (to see derby get relagated) then i went to the pub, then i came home, went to sleep, woke up, watched tv, ate some food, went out for a game of football, came home, ate some more food, watched tv, went to bed, got up, came to work. Sorry for boring you all but thats how my weekend was - boring!
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 8:56, archived)
# What?
Not a single wank?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 8:57, archived)
# nope (suprizingly [sp?])
didnt have time
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:00, archived)
# You should
make time. It's an important part of the day
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:04, archived)
# I...*draws in breath*
organised,catered for an Taxied everyone around for my mother-in-laws 50th birthday party,b3ta,beer,smoke,beer,slept,woke with a closed throat,dumped,smoked,had a nicecupofteaandasitdown,smoked,b3ta,downloadedtvthemes,b3ta,cupoftea,smoked,wentforawalk in the sun, smoked,played with daughter,b3ta,smoked,went to bed, woke, dumped, b3ta, smoked, b3ta, b3ta, b3ta,and i think i've got a cold. but i'm happy!
(all pr0n content withheld)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:03, archived)
# Goat Pr0n
or regular Sir
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:09, archived)
# sex
and masturbation.

Of the real kind.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:17, archived)