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# good ales and bitter
friendlier people... you could go on all night listing pros!
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:05, archived)
# And the UK's second city
(first if you discount London on the grounds that it smells)
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# it bloody does too!
if it`s not pollution, on every street on a mildly warm day, all you can smell is piss

.. and no, it`s not my own; I`ve grown used to that particular perfume
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:08, archived)
# ahh,
that sweet London smell of wee, bus exhaust and sweat...
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# ahh yes.. can`t wait to go back to work on Monday
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Don't forget the freshly-spilt blood of feuding immigrants!
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Just seen your pic in the profile,
you are Smug Bastard AICMFP
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# No.
I'll never be that good at gurning!
Besides, my hair is shaggier now - it covers that ugly mass of forehead....
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# You forgot the taste of stress in the air.
"My jobs well important, coz it pays 50p an hour more than its Northern equivalent. Must panic."
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Tis' true
You can't get a decent pint down here and the people wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
Not the case in Brum, though

In fact, lets dig a big trench at Watford Gap...

EDIT: Oi, Rik, thought you were in Crouch End sort of place??
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# couldn`t even tell you where Crouch End is
except it sounds very amusing

I`m near Harrow, in the non-posh bit, and can make it to Reading (40 miles) in the car faster than I can get to work (~15 miles) using the tube
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# oh
must have been somebody else, then.
I am in the evil Harringay, just N. of Finsbury Park. The smell of wee is particularly strong here..

('Londingham' is coz I am a Brummie studying down here..)
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# you should track down CurryMonster`s pub near Seven Sisters
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Didn't even know there was a pub there!
Quite often go to The Finsbury by Manor House tube, cheap beer (£1.35/pint)
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# pop in and tell him you`re from b3ta
he might give you a free game of pool or something*

there`s a photo of him here:
www.tattyworld.net/userprofiles.php?UserInfo&users_id=8
we had a great bash there aaaaaages ago

*cannot guarantee this
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Night night, all
I am going to bed, because I have work in the morning.
My job pays 50p/hr more than its northern equivelant and its well important..blah blah www.b3ta.com/board/5224117
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:24, archived)
# nighty night
just think of all that extra rent you`re paying too ;)
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:26, archived)
# pffft
.
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:35, archived)
# C'est true.
Mind you, our ears would still be injured by 'estuary English', since speakers of that vile tongue are fackin' impossible to escape from, mate!

Except in Teeside, of course.
(, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)