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# Every time I drink Tequila...I get into some sort of trouble

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Bulgarian "Own Brand" Tequila
nearly got me shot by the local mafia.

But at 3Lev (about £1.10) a bottle it would've been rude not to !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:02, archived)
# See...Tequila is cursed...doesn't matter where it's made

Last time I got hammered on Tequila I woke stark bollock naked in bed with my best mates missus...he was in another bed with a differnt girl we'd met in town...It was a very strange morning and I have no idea to this day if we did anything
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(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:05, archived)
# I bet
she knows.
Women ALWAYS know.
(and save the knowledge to use against you at some future date)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:12, archived)