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# At the wedding of Susie and Martin . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Doctor Evans could not stop farting
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)
# He blew out the candles

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)
# and broke all the handles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and gave the choir mistress a parting.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# and swung the brass handles

EDIT: BAH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# He parped through the hymns


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)
# to make up for his sins,

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and broke wind as they were departing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and trumped at the rings
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and on a bit of a whim
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# removed the disabled parking
/gave the verger a centre parting
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# In a choirboy he pushed his big part in.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)