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# Why is
drunkenness so often associated wish shaving bodyparts or having them shaved?

I'm drunk ALL the time, and I still have all my hair that doesn't fall out of its own accord.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:56, archived)
# On Saturday
me and my friend shaved this kids head in a funny manner because he said he needed a haircut.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:01, archived)
# the quickest way to lose friends,
guaranteed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:11, archived)
# He wasn't my friend
and he was being an asshole to some kids.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:16, archived)
# haha, well fuck him then
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:24, archived)
# He was so fucking skinny
and he apparently didnt eat any food all day, so he got drunk after about 2 beers. He then proceeded to make fun of some of my friends, throw something at one of them, and then make a mess all over my friends toilet by vomiting everywhere.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:26, archived)
# 3 shots of everclear and two games of flipcup
i beat a sober girl at chess, then proceeded to make out with a 20 year old girl in the middle of a party full of theatre geeks.

THAT was an interesting night.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:53, archived)
# depends what you mean by "make out"
If you made out some kind of jigsaw puzzle, then yes, I presume it WAS an interesting night.

/is the phrasal verb king
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:18, archived)