yeah, seeI always hear stories of people waking up from a drunken sleep to find large patches of bodily hair missing at the hands of their (also drunk) friends.
But I've yet to encounter it. Which is a good thing, I suppose, as I particularly like my hair, being the utter fop that I am.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:08,
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But I've yet to encounter it. Which is a good thing, I suppose, as I particularly like my hair, being the utter fop that I am.
I conk her.Having recently had one of the best haircuts I've had in years
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:12,
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Yes?What might be so wonderfuk about your hair, sir bob?
...wish I could say the same. I'm just a self-obsessed twunt who thinks he has the greatest hair in the world, and would rather keep it attached to my head, thank you very much.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:14,
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...wish I could say the same. I'm just a self-obsessed twunt who thinks he has the greatest hair in the world, and would rather keep it attached to my head, thank you very much.
Well it all started with a new barber shop opening down the road from where I liveand I thought I'd give it a go. The guy cut my hair with scissors as opposed to a razor and it is just great, less uniform than usual.
I'm very pleased with it as you can tell
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:17,
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I'm very pleased with it as you can tell
A razor? OuchI've heard of that method being used, as it supposedly creates some truly magnificent results.
But, I'd never let a razor anywhere nere my beautiful curling locks, I tell you.
Anyway. Glad you're happy with your hair, and I hope you get to have lots and lots of sex because of your new haircut.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:25,
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But, I'd never let a razor anywhere nere my beautiful curling locks, I tell you.
Anyway. Glad you're happy with your hair, and I hope you get to have lots and lots of sex because of your new haircut.
haI've been married for over ten years, sex is something unmarried people do.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:30,
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you should probably use scissorson the hair DOWN THERE
...it might help.
Unless you're joking and you actually get sex the average of three times weekly that surveys of married couples say they do.
That said, I'm an unmarried virgin at 21. Either I spend too much time on teh interwebs looking at virtual sex, or I'm abstaining, or single people aren't having near as much sex as they'd have you believe...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:38,
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...it might help.
Unless you're joking and you actually get sex the average of three times weekly that surveys of married couples say they do.
That said, I'm an unmarried virgin at 21. Either I spend too much time on teh interwebs looking at virtual sex, or I'm abstaining, or single people aren't having near as much sex as they'd have you believe...
1 more dayand i'll also be an unmarried 21 year old.
Maybe we should start a group?
(Maybe we should start a group?
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42,
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