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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Look! I'm using the computer internet screen to retrieve my electronic files!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Hello? Yes,
I'd like you to put the internets on a floppy disk for me, please..


EDIT: Has anyone seen those paper "Internet directories" sometimes sold at newsagents e.t.c..?
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:32, archived)
# I have an actual book from the mid 90's
which claims to be some sort of internet directory
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:34, archived)
# " I need an internet wire"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:40, archived)
# "High speed modem cable"
"Boost your connection speed from 56k -
to 56k!!!!!!!!!"

Actually seen recently in Dixons

EG: www.dabs.com/productview.aspx?Quicklinx=TT4&SearchType=1&SearchTerms=modem+cable+high+speed&PageMode=3&SearchKey=All&SearchMode=All&NavigationKey=0
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:43, archived)
# Boy is that misleading
I can just imagine people buying that and wondering why their computer doesnt get 100 times faster...

People like certain relatives of mine who don't understand why a faster net connection doesn't stop your pooter from crashing...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)