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# In the future
BHS will dwell amongst the stars, because BHS stands for 'Buying Homewares in Space'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:37, archived)
# Damn straight!
First the moon, then the stars! What kind of universe is this where you can't buy cutlery and
mock-silverware whilst in orbit around Alpha Centauri?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:39, archived)
# we will seed the universe with BHS
so that they may act as ambassadors for the human race.

I demand you draw this, Posthaste!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:41, archived)
# I may well do
But I fear my doodlage would not do this epic endeavour justice. I'm imagining a linked chain
of BHS stores, billions of them, forming a super-conducting ring a million light-years in diameter, orbiting a super-dense singularity somewhere on
the outer rim of the galaxy, populated by strange, alien beings queuing up to purchase Delia Smith's new Spring Cookbook, or simply buy some new bedding because the old stuff is just a bit "musty"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:47, archived)
# haha
Alpha Centauri, haha. Yor estate agent is pants. I will smirk at you from my mansion in Tau Ceti where all the smart money is.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:46, archived)
# I meanwhile
have half of the real estate in the Andromeda Galaxy, and am in talks to acquire much of the Magellan Cluster.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:48, archived)