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# funny you should say that
it feels a lot like a highly embroidered bathroom mat. There are huge MC Hammer trousers that go with it.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:36, archived)
# I'm probably not allowed to touch them though.
My friend has just told me that Al Pacino was originally offered to play the part of Han Solo but turned it down. Wow! That's my something new for the day
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:40, archived)
# confusing
Why can't you touch the trousers? There are physical difficulties in getting the trousers to you in order for you to touch them but rest assured if I could get them to you, you would be welcome to touch them.

I heard that Keanu Reeves beleives that Patric Swayze is quite crazy.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:45, archived)
# oh for Gawd's sake....
MC Hammer - can't touch this doo do dee doo ooooh ooh can't touch this.
Are you with me now, or are you still with the Woolwich?
Or the Wool Witch?
But it's nice to know that if you were here you'd let me have a little stroke of your trousers. Are you really going to make me a birthday present? I will put it in my lounge with all the other oddities if you do.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:18, archived)
# I get it...
I am such a duuurrrr brain.

The wool witch is almost as scarey as brain-tree.

I am in the process of planning a superb present. I am going to think of the ideal present on the train home tonight. I do all my best thinking while rushing through Shenfield.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:23, archived)
# don't know Shenfield
Is is halfway between Shenley and Enfield, cos I know both of those...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:26, archived)
# shenfield
is just before Chelmsford. It is where all the trains break down and cause me to get upset.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:40, archived)
# hold up! (dre)
you live in Chelmsford, and went to High Wycombe, errr, do we know each other...

(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:50, archived)
# I don't live in Chumpy
I live in Colchester. I don't know if we know each other.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:55, archived)
# thats ok
ive got a few mates i went to college with from chelmsford, oh well, unlikely really as i generally never left the antelope bar for 3 years
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:07, archived)
# i went to
school in Chelmsford and lived near Shenfield.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)