I knew this one as:We three kings of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter,
Beeping his hooter,
Smoking a fat cigar.
Ohh, star of wonder, star of night,
Jesus caught his arse alight
/and it never really went any further
(One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter,
Beeping his hooter,
Smoking a fat cigar.
Ohh, star of wonder, star of night,
Jesus caught his arse alight
/and it never really went any further
Mr Gimpson Wolfguts,
Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:42,
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