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# er
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)
# haha!
That's great
"Open the Bat Flaps!"
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Pffft
you said bat flaps

made me larf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Holy-no-bog-roll Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Im not sure whats going on here but it seems to go on and on
and on without an end or punctuation which is confusing me is there a reason for that that Im missing
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# yes
that font has none.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
Done a fart,
Behind a cart,
And blew up U.S.A. - Oh [repeat ad lib ad nauseum]
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin flew away
The Batmobile
Lost a wheel
on the m1 motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin flew away
Uncle Billy
Lost his willy
On the motorway - Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)
# Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very magenta cock...

[...wait, wrong song?]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Jingle Bells
Batman's a cunt
Everybody hates him
Lalalalalalalalalaway
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
# We three kings of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter,
Beeping his hooter,
Following Ringo Starr.

Ohh, star of wonder, star of night,
Sit in a box of dynamite,
Light the fuse an' 'ere we go,
All the way to Mexico.

N.B. Not all my childish Christmas carol parodies end up with someone being somewhere in the Americas.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:40, archived)
# The M1 motorway isn't in America...
(At least not the one I'm thinking of.)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:40, archived)
# I said MY, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)
# I knew this one as:
We three kings of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter,
Beeping his hooter,
Smoking a fat cigar.

Ohh, star of wonder, star of night,
Jesus caught his arse alight


/and it never really went any further
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)
# I used to sing
While Shepherds Washed Their Socks by Night
All watching BBC
The angel of the lord came down
and switched to ITV
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:47, archived)
# Some shepherds washed their socks by night
Whilst sitting on a bank
An angel who was bored came down
And taught them how to wank
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Yay!
(Londingham ., Wed 9 Nov 2005, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)