I used to sing
While Shepherds Washed Their Socks by Night
All watching BBC
The angel of the lord came down
and switched to ITV
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:47,
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Some shepherds washed their socks by night
Whilst sitting on a bank
An angel who was bored came down
And taught them how to wank
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:48,
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