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# It's an illuuuuusion


*considers bed*
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:53, archived)
# geraff!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# *nods*
He's a very lucky geraff, no pulling leaves off trees for him.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# awww
I still want a small elephant called stompy.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# YES
Sadly all small elephants must turn into big elephants at some point in their life. Then you must sell him to an ivory dealer posing as a rich south african.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# genetic engineering!
and why do i keep sneezing?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Maybe you have a cold?
Get the tunes out, you know it makes sense.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# oh noes!
i dont want that, i have to do a thing in the big smoke soon. that would piss me off if i was snotting through that.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Hee hee
That sounds rather ominous.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# it is.
dont want to be snotting. its a presentation type thing to some suited type people. very scary.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Ooooh
That does sound scary. I can only wish you luck.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# thank you
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# THAT'S NO MIDGET GIRAFFE!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# It's a huge, huge, giant spindly man!
*fears*
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# *fears too*
*goes to bed*
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Aaaah, it worked.
G'night.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# You're the forst person
who has evaar said g'nite to me!
*wuvs*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Awwwwwww
Then I shall say sleep tight too, and mind you don't let the bed bugs bite.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:01, archived)
# i'm waiting for that to animate
*considers the lily*
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Oh it won't.
I don't have the magic.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# aw, i bet you're magical in other ways
that sounded a bit lewd, it wasn't supposed to
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# *chortle*
It was rather.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Animated


Giraffe is an alien. BEWARE!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# YES
*terrors*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Sorry!
I defaced it.

The original was most lovely though
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Hee hee, I'm glad you did
Made me chortle.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# woo & yay
that's a mighty fine giraffe

maybe he can spare some leaves for mine
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Thankyou.
He looks like he feels like a mighty fine giraffe.

EDIT: Yay! I'll send my giant 20ft Giraffe waiter over for him.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)