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# you hungry bastards
I don't get lunch till one so I normally have nothing to put on DTF
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)
# surely you must have SOME ideas of what you are going to have though?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)
# not normally - depends what is in the canteen

the surprise is the bestest bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)
# With our old staff canteen you weren't sure exactly what you had even when you were eating it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)
# you fucking cunt
you give me the `orn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)
# what did you say?
I said "you fucking cunt"...


let's not start that again
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)
#
Did you, did you see that, er, TV coverage of the, er, the Pope when he was lying in state? The-, the last Pope, you know, John Paul?

Lying in state? On that-, on that catafalque?

In those robes?

Didn't half give me the horn, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)
#
"You know when we die and go to heaven they're going to play this to us, whilst we burn."

"You don't burn in heaven."

"We will."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Yeah, I think of that and it gives me the fucking horn. I imagine Keith Moon had the horn when he-, he was dying.
That's probably why he took all those pills, like, wasn't it?

So he'd get the horn through thinking of dying but, of course, he overdid it and went and died. But being dead probably gives you the horn as well. I imagine when you're dead you have the horn ..... solidly, for ever and ever and eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# sheesh
I'd start eating my stationery by then, or the office plants. I might even nibble a colleague.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)
# I wouldn't mind nibbling of few of these colleagues
if you know what I mean


/is a cannibal
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)
# oh I do!
I often consider nibbling some of mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)