Is it really made from hooves?
Muller Light is.
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Pachey,
Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51,
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Not really, no
it's made from the very finest cuts of beef and doesn't have any testicles or anuses in it at all!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55,
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