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# Braw time

for lunch today I'm chomping on three turkey, mayonnaise and letuce and tomato
sandwiches, two bags of sea salt flavour Seabrooks crisps, a yorkie, a tunnocks
caramel wafer, an apple, another apple, a litre of water and several cups of tea.
Then I'm going to try and avoid a meeting.
What are you eating?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Canteen soup
:(
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Bah!
what flavour? do you have bread and butter with that?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Carrot & Roasted Parsnip
Tiny Product of France thingy rolls
and deep fried garlic croutons with almondy bits added on top.

Same crap everyday. Tis well cheap though.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# carrots are not to be sniffed at
bound to be healthier than a crappy Stainsbury`s pre-packed sandwich :(
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Arguable, knowing what our catering is like
but possibly true!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Gay Soup !
I'm having Heinz Tomato and some thick sliced bread.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# I bow down to your testosterone levels,
you are truly alpha with your tomato soup and thick sliced bread!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I
bake the bread myself you know !
I've also got some Beef and Guiness sausages that I might sandwichify with a bit of English Mustard.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# My favourite? Halves?
I got monster munch? Go on!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Get
yer own !
I got mine here

(they've got a nice little cottage nearby that they rent out - nice place + great food + friendly little pub in the village = Great Weekend
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Sounds a bit bland,
that needs a dollop of mustard and some chips.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# pfft
he said kia ora...yay for dave teh facts!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# pfft is no lunch for a man
have chips.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# why thank you
which of the following condiment do they come with?

a. gravy
b. mayonnaise
c. good ol' Daddy's Sauce
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# 4. mustard
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Yes, mustard
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Bacon and egg sarnie
With Ketchup + brown sauce.

Mmmm

And now, some tea.

To the kettle!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# braw
but i would leave out he tomato sauce, that's for children, ladies and gays.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Protects you against cancer don't ya know
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# As does beer! Amazingly enough...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Hurrah for justification!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Needs to be hoppy beers though...
With a little research I've established that the best are probably things like Hopback Summer Lightning, Spitfire, Bishop's Finger, and most IPA's although if you don't like real ales, then most traditional Pilsners will do (e.g. Budvar).
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# That's ok I like Spitfire
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Well there ya go!
Drink more of it, and it might just protect you from teh bum cancer.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Spitfire for lunch everyone!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# *quaffs*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Mmmmmmm Beer
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Beer is great, isn't it!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Beer is Ace
But only if it's
Real Proper Beer.
Not Gay Girly Pretend Beer.
(Nitrokegs etc.)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# only if you smear it over your ciggies so you can't light them
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# so does mustard
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm also having bacon and egg, without the sarnie but with sausage and beans. Cook sausages for 1 hour+ for best results. Mmm mm mmmmm!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Braw!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# crispy chicken and noodles
I have no mustard
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# just yellow things then
... are you a student?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# student?
about 12 years ago!! I laze for a living now
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# oh
... mate of mine once told me that he only ate yellow food the whole time he was a student mainly super noodles, hash browns and birdseye boc boc crispy chicken
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# do I know you?
I sound familiar!!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha
I knew it - but no - you are not he who told me of teh yellow food and my cyber-identity must remain secret
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Smashing!
noodles are a fine food, enjoy them.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# I did, I couldn't wait for you,
so I cheated and ate my lunch early
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# 'DC dog n' a shit-eyed monk!'
anagrams Dave!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Hurray!
the best of all lunch monks!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffft!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# veggie lasagna with slice potatoes instead of pasta
with tabasco
2 pretzels
3 cherry jaffa cakes and 3 orange ones
a spetzi (I know)
2 cups of coffee
2 ciggies
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# you eat spetzi? isn't that the russian special forces?
how very rare
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# ah ha
it's the water thieves!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# ^ that
sounds like a top lunch
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# You and your keeerrrrraaaazy spetzis
that's a braw sounding lunch.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# I know
but it is so much nicer than coke
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Coke is rubbish
Irn Bru is much better.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# i'm in shock and utter disbelief!!!
Cherry Jaffas you say?!?!?!

please speak more of these newfound flavour jaffas...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# the brand is
soft cakes the packet has enlish on it but I live in germany so I am not 100% sure if you can get them in the UK
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I think Tesco does its own brand of "Orange Cakes" or some such stupid name, but do a cherry flavour
I used to eat Pims in France all the time.. mmm they were nice
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Cherry Jaffa Cakes?
I've missed a meeting obviously.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Tea and Biscuits and a slice of Honey Dew Melon
all stolen from work when caterers wern't looking
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# A feeble lunch
but a stolen lunch is a good lunch.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# 'lo Duke

I'm eating sarnies...one round of beef, one of gammon ham in fresh crusty bread...and I'm just off to get a cuppa char to wash it all down :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
with mustard too, grand!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Hello you
*gets the hug in first today*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# hmmmmmmm....first hugs is noice :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# yay!

I'm having the lint collected in my navel.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# is it blue or purple?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# today it's purple!

yesterday blue.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# ahh 2/3 of the colour coverage of belly button fluff
blue / purple / grey
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Sounds good!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# A chicken salad baguette with heaps of mayo
Followed by some bombay potatoes and some sweet chili coated Nobby's Nuts.

All washed down with a bottle of Irn Bru and a mug of tea.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
I haven't had Irn Bru in a while, I think I'll buy some tonight.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Mushroom soup,
some raw ham and cheese sandwiches, some raisinbread, several coffees and two apples.

/boring
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Not a bad lunch!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Mmmm... lunch
Roast chicken and salad baguette
Ready salted walkers
An Orange Club
A satsuma (festive)
A chocolate covered flapjack
Some of our 'lovely' free coffee.
Tabs
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Grand!
that's a good lunch.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I feel sick now...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# No you don't
you feel revived and full of energy.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Just off to pick up some lunch now
www.b3ta.com/board/5325888
Probably from Tesco, so:
Orange & rasperry juice
Moroccan style cous-cous
Scottish raspberry yoghurt
a Twirl
Quavers
10 Marlboro lights
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# THat's a grand lunch!
a good quacks too!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# CORNED BEEF DAY!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Hurray!
Corned beef day is a good day, especially for eating corned beef with mustard
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# aye when I ate meat, corned beef sandwiches were great with a bit of HP brown sauce
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# for me
it's CB, cheddar, salad and salad cream
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# When I ate meat
I'd try to palm the corned beef off onto the cat. Worst of all meatular products, except for monkey brains.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# you just thought it was nasty
because it's made of hooves. It's actually delicious, nutricious and not at all suspicious!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# maybe that`s why I became a veggie in the first place
ewww meat

:(
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# You were born an omnivore, boy,
and you'll die with bad skin and a urinary tract infection.

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# at least I`ll be a fat cunt with a diseased liver and cancered lungs!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# I love hooves
they really are delicious, nutricious and not at all suspicious
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Is it really made from hooves?
Muller Light is.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Not really, no
it's made from the very finest cuts of beef and doesn't have any testicles or anuses in it at all!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# It certainly is nice with that too
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# guinness
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# hmmmmmm...guinness...I could murder a guinness about now
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Grand, Guinness is good
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Oooh, almost missed it
I'm having stir-fried aubergine and mushrooms with a bit of satay sauce.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Sounds grand!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# mmm aubergines
haven`t had them in ages
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# You could roast them and put them in a sandwich
Thus saving you from pre-packaged vegetarian sandwich hell.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Roast aubergine, mmm
stop it, you tease 8¬) How do pet?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# I am having
the remains of last night's home-made fresh pasta gnocchi with an also home-made tomato and garlic sauce, marinaded in white wine.
All re-heated in a microwave.

Yummy Yummy,
good food in my tummy.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Sounds posh
and braw!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I'm learning to cook
so am messing about with different 'mumma's recipes'
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
#
I'm having:
a cigarette
coffee
the crab nebula
seagull tears
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# A fine lunch
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# A whole jar of mustard.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# mustard
is evil. Fact.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Don't let The Duke hear you say that.
You'll be eating nothing but as a penace for your heathen ways.

*grumbles*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Oi! I heard that
mustard is not evil, it's delicious
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# mmmm
mustardy!

I once ate a whole jar of bovril...


... I wasn't very well afterwards.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Nasty.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Braw!
that's what I like to hear.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# *glares*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# *flares*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# *wears*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# pret munchies
smoked salmon sanger, salt and pepper crisps, a croissant and a flask of weak lemon drink
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# You are Simon Quinlak from L&H FoF
AICMFP
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# my hobby this week
is collecting old people
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Mr. McGuirter
what is the biggest leaf, ANSWER ME!!!!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds quite tasty.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# green tea
cheese toastie (again)
apple
and something my dad will make me later because he thinks I cant feed myself (probably including baked beans - like all his pasta sauces and pizza toppings)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Baked beans are good!
especially with some lea and perrins, chilli powder and cheese.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# You are not just onto something
You ARE something!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# That is the biggest lunch EVER!
Today I'm going to eat everything I can see, because I've stopped smoking today and have an appetite to match a pre-diet Michelle McManus.

It will mostly invovle cheese.....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Grand!
I stopped smoking about three months ago, I think.
Have beans with you cheese.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# That explains the big lunches!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Na, I discovered the beauty of the larger lunch about a year ago.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Sorry because...
a). it's probably bindun
b). I find it nauseating.
But anyway...



Oh bugger and it isn't so fast on the net as in imageready :(
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# THat's a strange lunch
but as far as I know no one has had that yet, well done!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Well it's only about breakfast time here
and I'm just having a quick coffee, so anything more hummus-filled is currently beyond my scope.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# hummus and roast pepper panini
is a great meal.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# You should have a fried egg toast sandwich
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Cajun
Chicken salad box with jalepenos.
tongue fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Spicy but good!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# 2 baps!
containing thick slices of lovely ham, tomatoes and lettuce,
generously smeared with mustard.
A packet of thai bite things and a
blueberry yoghurt. Mmmm!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Braw!
a fine, fine lunch!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Pork thingy with a dumpling
and peas and chips from the bottom of the pan so they were really crunchy.

I think I ate too much though and I may have to find somewhere to hide and sleep it off
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Sounds grand!
pig is a good meat.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# What's a pork thingy?*
*may regret asking.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# I'm eating the fabric of space-time
on granary
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Delcious!
and it never goes off.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# True
but it's a right pain when you get a bit of antimatter stuck between your teeth
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# I have Miso Soup with a buttered Roll
A Tuna Salad Baguette with Mustard

A Packet of Chilli Heatwave Doritos

Some Pineapple

&

Lots Of Water

Mmmm! Misos redsushi!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Braw!
but I'd our that Miso soup down the drain if I were you, I had some the other night and it was revotling, it was a out of a packet though.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# The Pret one is very nice.
If you like Miso Soup....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# jings crivvens and help ma boab
i'm having cheese, tuna and red onion sandwiches, salt and pepper highlander crisps and chocolate fudge brownie milk shake
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)
# A braw sounding lunch!
highlander crisps are grand, especially the bacon and brown sauce ones.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Chicken Fajita
as usual
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)