The simple answer is...
Tony. Then you'll be able to make a more comical one from the funeral ('Which UK party leader would you shoot?')
NeoThermic
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NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May,
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Pffft!
blame that L-plate fella.
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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:54,
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