Those poor otters
They just wanted to bound and play, and what did you do? You fucking took their virginity; robbed them of their nubility. You fucking sicken me. One day I'm going to find a giant otter suit, dress up, and bumrape you relentlessly.
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Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:34,
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you fucking would as well you cheep cunt
no dinner or flowers, just cuntishness
*rubs herring juice on nob, waits for the next cunting otter*
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Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:37,
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*rubs herring juice on nob, waits for the next cunting otter*
You don't fucking deserve wine
The otters didn't get wine, no they didn't. No fancy 3 course meal for them. No red roses. No serenading. No fucking anything. Just your 2 inch pork sword, frantically copulating with their virgin otter-fannies.
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Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:42,
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