*feeds some Calgon to Dave The Pun, just to see what will happen*( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 14:32, archived)
I'm ready to Surf the net, now! Hmmm . . . that Calgon has Ariel funny taste . . . it's not Bazoo! at all! Le nor is it Beezer!( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 14:35, archived)
you`re awfully Bold to make such puns, you big Fairy
trying to Daz-zle us like that.. I take no Comfort in telling you this( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 14:39, archived)
SUD OFF AND DONATE, YOU LOSER!
Seriously, I'd lather you didn't . . .( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 14:40, archived)
you cheeky Imp(erial leather)
you dirty Brut! I do not fear you, Old (Spice) man! I`ve seen your Insignia, and have learned the ancient martial art of Hai Karate, with which I shall (Hugo) Boss you around!( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 14:44, archived)