Get him to sign the confession,
knock off early, and head down the pub?
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Strawberry Dragon,
Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:57,
archived)
Only applicable
if he's Irish.
[/sadly not as topical as it once was]
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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:59,
archived)