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# Make it the left.
Best of both worlds, plus it takes less effort to evil at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# But then
I'd have one cloven hoof and one foot, which wouldn't be satisfying when I went clip-clopping down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Move to Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# But then I'd have to
stick my finger in a dyke...

*moves to Holland*
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)