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# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# hahah
woo, you naughty girl!

dare i ask what you have done?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:42, archived)
# girl?
GIRL?!

I suppose I could be if you wanted me to be. And I've been naughty since about 2003, which is when I last posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# That makes me feel old
Pass me my slippers and a walking stick.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# I just realised
I missed my third birthday.

But it is my three year, three month and three day anniversary. 333, hmmm, that makes me HALF A BEAST.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Still,
all the threes is much classier.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# I'm trying to work out
if it's the top half or bottom half that's bestial.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Make it the left.
Best of both worlds, plus it takes less effort to evil at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# But then
I'd have one cloven hoof and one foot, which wouldn't be satisfying when I went clip-clopping down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Move to Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# But then I'd have to
stick my finger in a dyke...

*moves to Holland*
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# then you and
rogue could make the complete beast then.

*just don't tell rik*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# blimey
I didn't know that! And I even lived with Rik for a year. The fat-Alan-Cummings-as-Boris-in-Goldeneye-lookalike cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:51, archived)
# oh right, were you the big guy with the beard at that imperial bash?
i thought one of the girls was backrub slut! my mistake sorry mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# no
that was justhere. I was the short fat guy.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# *confused*
i'll have to check the pics
edit: oh yeah i remember now, sorry!
/slightly embarassed
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# something like this
rob.rubberfeet.org/photos/galleries/2005-01_brs_leaving_bash/img_0694.jpg

and don't be embarassed. I don't remember ANYONE. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Sorry, but it is christmas :)


damn, too far down and no-one'll see my late night hummus.

/weeps
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:04, archived)
# i saw,
and it was appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:05, archived)
# Aaaahhh
Bless, and it was your work I ripped off. Sweet, thank you :)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:08, archived)