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# I saw you quoting Captain Beefheart last night.
Fast and bulbous. Also a tin teardrop.
www.shiningsilence.com/hpr/lyrics/pena.php

And, I added you as a friend on worldofwheatley or whatever it is called. What do we do now?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:10, archived)
# next we link up, drink coffee, and go back to a hotel that charges by the quarter hour ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:15, archived)
# A quarter of bedroom please.
No bubblegum.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:16, archived)
# you can still get mojos on that quarterof web site!
there`s no veggie/non-veggie info though, so the magnetic lure of a load of mint mojos will have to wait :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:19, archived)
# I found out that I can buy the original cherry lips on there.
the ones that taste of soap. full of horses hooves naturally, but I WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:22, archived)
# I tried the UFOs
from aquarterof, and they're not full of fizz like they should be. The sherbert's been replaced by a non fizzy colourless substitute. Bah. And what's more the Jamboree Bags don't have licorice in! WTF is that all about, eh?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:27, archived)
# you`re not allowed to put the proper stuff in sweets any more
the missus`s mum got her a big tub of UFOs a few weeks ago, and they were great

but I don`t think they were ever full of fizz, just about 1/3 full

buuut although I don`t eat Wagon Wheels any more (animal bits), they`re definitely really small compared to their olden size
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Cant beat a bit of Beefy
Om-drop-a-re-bop-om
(Kaspar Hauser, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Well I think
it's in really bad taste quoting Beefheart on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:20, archived)
# and you would know, you zig zag wanderer
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:22, archived)
# Dottie broke Goblin
by sending him a copy of TroutMaskReplica.

Serves him right the lanky furball.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:23, archived)
# pffft
'Ning Rik, ya big eyed bean from Venus! What choo doin' on here on a Saturday night when you ought t'be painting the town red?

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:23, archived)
# no mates ;)
too knackered, and need to spend me money tomorrow on christmas pressies for the nephews

meh to christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:31, archived)
# Fair play to you mate
Xmas is for kids after all, gotta be worth going a weekend w/out beers just to put a smile on their little faces

I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:33, archived)
# pfft
I don`t go out that much to be honest, just to the bashes; being in the arse end of nowhere and working (+commuting) stupid hours makes it difficult to socialise with normal people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:35, archived)
# Same here
or at least, I was much the same till I joined the village cricket club. Fuck me do they know how to PARTY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:40, archived)
# "pint of bitter, Thorpie?"
"best not - have already consumed my allocation this week"
"just a sniffter?"
"what`s a sniffer? are you coming on to me?"
"well.."
"I saw the way you cleaned that ball against your crotch"
"but"
"JUST KISS ME, OK?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:42, archived)