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# Now I know why those bears keep the penguins around...
(Uncle Washy, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:24, archived)
# hehehe
silly polar bears, they lack the intelligence to manuever a twist cap :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:26, archived)
# Nice!
But I fear you've made the same mistake Gary Larson has made which is that penguins are from the south pole and polar bears are from the north pole. This scene could never happen.

/pedant
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:28, archived)
# a scene in which a bear askes his wife for the bottle opener
and she procedes to open a coke bottle on a penguine's beak could never have happened because the animals are from different hemispheres?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:35, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:38, archived)
# You're right,
It should have been a McEwan's.

Edit: speaking of which, why do they have to be the only brewing company to *not* make a twist off fucking cap? I can never find the damn bottle opener. What is it with the Scottish that they can't use modern technology?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:39, archived)
# real men don't use modern technology
you should open it with your teeth like any good Scotsman should!
(Uncle Washy, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:52, archived)
# That's too much work
*reaches for penguin*

*pssszz*
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:55, archived)
# I love your kitten pictures
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:14, archived)
# Thank you
I saved your touch of ham club pic and printed it. It's on my corkboard.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:19, archived)
# It's not mine
I forget who made it, I probably should have given some propers in my profile. I was given permision.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:22, archived)
# Did you ever see the not-so-fluffy "Billy & Mittens" pics?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:29, archived)
# I don't believe so
where are they?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:31, archived)
# Here:



That's Kim Jong II
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:32, archived)
# I have seen those
I quite enjoy them too.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:37, archived)
# I have a couple more ideas
but I just don't have damn time. Coding too much these days so I don't have time to sit down and mess around in photoshop and flash.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:38, archived)
# How do you know
this wasn't the local zoo?
(PrinceMong, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:17, archived)
# haha
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:30, archived)
# i came here
looking for a "WTF!!! LOL!!! OMGZ!!!one!!!eleven!! - what was that fucking huge bang??" but unfortuntely it looks like the board was fart-oo-quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 11:26, archived)