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# Nice!
But I fear you've made the same mistake Gary Larson has made which is that penguins are from the south pole and polar bears are from the north pole. This scene could never happen.

/pedant
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:28, archived)
# a scene in which a bear askes his wife for the bottle opener
and she procedes to open a coke bottle on a penguine's beak could never have happened because the animals are from different hemispheres?
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:35, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:38, archived)
# You're right,
It should have been a McEwan's.

Edit: speaking of which, why do they have to be the only brewing company to *not* make a twist off fucking cap? I can never find the damn bottle opener. What is it with the Scottish that they can't use modern technology?
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:39, archived)
# real men don't use modern technology
you should open it with your teeth like any good Scotsman should!
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:52, archived)
# That's too much work
*reaches for penguin*

*pssszz*
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 5:55, archived)
# I love your kitten pictures
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:14, archived)
# Thank you
I saved your touch of ham club pic and printed it. It's on my corkboard.
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:19, archived)
# It's not mine
I forget who made it, I probably should have given some propers in my profile. I was given permision.
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:22, archived)
# Did you ever see the not-so-fluffy "Billy & Mittens" pics?
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:29, archived)
# I don't believe so
where are they?
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:31, archived)
# Here:



That's Kim Jong II
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:32, archived)
# I have seen those
I quite enjoy them too.
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:37, archived)
# I have a couple more ideas
but I just don't have damn time. Coding too much these days so I don't have time to sit down and mess around in photoshop and flash.
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:38, archived)
# How do you know
this wasn't the local zoo?
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 6:17, archived)